Moonpigs pull stunt on music stores

The moonpigs under cover put their new collection of BBC Sessions into top music stores in grimsby today. It includes the critically acclaimed " Concert For MoonPigs" session. Also Martin Leak's debut double A side single (Shoes/Postbox Of My Desire) which has been included to laugh at. Just for fun. Ho. Ho.

Kiddy/Piggy Screwing

The MoonPigs Cry For An Edible Sausage do NOT endorse Piggy screwing, Screwing piggies, Screwing people LIKE piggies, Kiddy screwing or any slang
terms for those. Also they don't endorse incest.
But Martin Leak does. So sue him.

WOMBLE TORTURING

Mister lumleys womble is in the TORTURING hands of Bongo McHorse [the railway man] if we dont get lots of money we will send you his ear