Songs from CONCERT FOR MOONPIGS *****Mean Mister Lumley***** Mean mister lumley screwes little kiddys He BANGS them up the arse until they beg for mercy Mean mister lumley screwes little kiddys such a mean old dirty basterd (arrgh) Such a dirty old man Such a dirty old man And he screws kids rearly bad you know [And he buggered a baby] *****You know we love you but i think you want to be my plug in baby yeah i know ha ha***** And i love you And i love you like a piggy But do you love me on monday? Will you love me again? Like a pig on tuesday And i love them so Would you be my plug in baby? ?????????i just plug in for sex????????? and i love you and i love you tomorrow but i love you tomorrow like i did on monday you know ooh ooh my plug in baby she kills all my enemys and she kills them again and she kills them tommorrow i just want to have controll over your little plug in bottom And i love you to much to care Untill you screw me again And you screw me tomorrow ooh you know screw all my enemys you plug in baby ooh ooh ooh ooh oooooooh oooooooh oooooooh oooooooh oooooooh oooooooh and i love ya, i love ya, i love ya, wont you be my plug in baby yes i love you [i love you] *****Remo weather batter-king song***** 1,2,3,6,5,8, I bang you up the arse and your a piggy screwer [i love you] *****Incest***** Martin, But how can you screw me like a piggy, If your at your friend's house Danny dosen't like joining in Danny dosen't like joining in I love you so And i love you so And i love you so like piggy Do you love me to No laaa laaa You screwed my mother matthew! I blame you 'cause you did even though it was me and i started it i made up rumers that you screwed my mother and i made up rumers that you screwed my mother and i belive them and i belive them too XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX if i told you the plan! *****Fuzzy Muff***** oooh ive got a fuzzy muff ive got one too i like your fuzzy muff i wish you had a blue one a blue one would be very nice i'd lick it mmmmmb mmmmmb Lick it Lick it(continued) Ok matthew drums We love piggys Piggys we love you Piggy Piggy Piggy Piggy i love you Piggy Piggy Piggy Piggy i love you Piggy Piggy Piggy Piggy i love you [piggy i love you] *****Kidddy Porn King/Mister Bonners BMW***** 1, 2,3,4, I love you tommorrow I love you kiddy porno day I like riding in my red car [red car][red car] I cut off your legs And through them at your face I cut off your fingers And shove them up your bum Stick a knife up your bum i'll hand you i'll hang you get your fingers shove em up your arse get your fingers shove em up your arse get your fingers shove em up a bastard, your like a pedophile and i love your face cant you love me too your a kiddy porn king i know Mister Bonners BMW Mister Bonners BMW Mister Bonners BM, kiddy porn king, W baby. *****Bignoze Strikes Again***** Bignoze Bignoze i was only jocking when i said your noze is like a big stick in your head Bignoze Bignoze i was only jocking when i said by rights your noze is FAR TO FUKKING BIG Bignoze laa duh dum da daar Bignoze laa duh da dar Bignoze Strikes Again And he's got no rights to take his place in the human race Bignoze laa duh dum da daar Bignoze laa duh da dar Bignoze Strikes Again And he's got no rights to take his place in the BIGNOZE race [Keep Going Biganoze, Keep going] [Biganoze Solo] (bass solo) [Keep Going Biganoze] [Keep Going Biganoze, Faster Faster] Bignoze laa duh dum da daar Bignoze laa duh da dar Bignoze Strikes Again And i like your face BUT YOUR NOZE IS TOO BIG *****Lumley Flintstone***** Lumley, he's a bender, he screws little kiddys every night He bums them, On the table In front of all the kids in his class *****Paraniod Spiggy Crewer***** (to the tune of Black Sabbath's Paranoid) I used to love my piggy but i screwed him to much EVERY NIGHT i love you, yes i love you, you'll love me or i'll HATE YOUR GUTS I love you piggy, i love ya, i love ya Your a paranoid piggy screwer you are! Your a paranoid spiggy crewer Your a paranoid piggy screwer (solo) i screwed piggys too much last night.